Welcome to Chucktown
I am here to report that Charlie remains the main character of our family sitcom.
Evidence:
Further evidence from his first visit to a trampoline park with his BFF Brooksie:
Jane-uary Forever
BIG NEWS FOR OUR JANIE!!!
She is in the running for GOOD HOUSEKEEPING’s BABY OF THE YEAR and if she wins, we win $25,000 dollars!
Voting starts on the 16th and…she deserves to win because she’s the best. Here’s the link to her page!
https://babyoftheyear.org/2024/jane-zelie-large
Book Talk
This is a book about art and craft and MYSTERY and a lesbian who loves true crime and frozen Amy’s burritos getting hired to scrapbook every piece of paper that has ever passed through a rich lady’s hands. It’s so funny and weird so far and I am loving it!
A Nice Thing
I was on a 75-minute-walk with Jane today (yes. That long.) and an ambulance came up behind us from a dispatch center nearby. I leaned over to cover her ears bc of the siren. I think they saw me with her stroller and turned their siren off while they turned the corner 🥹 and turned it back on once they had passed us. I am pretty confident that the only reason they turned it off was because BABY—we were the only people waiting at the light! It made me love people again.
FAMILY PHOTO UPDATE
WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT if I told you that the Ellis family has never ever had family photos made?
Would you believe it if I told you we tried to do Ellis family photos with the whole family last week? And it WORKED? With all the wild babies?
Stupid News
The stupidest news of all is that JD Vance is still given any semblance of credibility by anyone at all. This man is an idiot. “MAYBE THE GRANDPARENTS SHOULD WATCH YOUR KIDS” lol okay. IDK JD a lot of grandparents worked until they were 65 so they could retire and not have to watch a grandkid every single day of their lives? How about you come up with a BETTER PLAN YOU DUMB DUMB.
Anyway here’s a picture of this dummy trying to appear human.
HYPERFIXATION SONG
Hey so did anyone else watch Popstar Academy on Netflix? No? Just me? Well tbh it’s basically making the band, and the girl group HYBE created is basically a better Danity Kane (IYKYK), but the songs are short and v much bops.
Davey’s Corner
this is the best Davey’s Corner yet.
A conversation between Char and David:
D: what’s the most important thing about being a dad?
C: always take care of your kids
** holding up a small ball of play dough**
C: this is my dad’s body when he died. His whole body is in this little ball but his skin went up to heaven
D: wait, I died?
C: not yet
Ominous.
TikTok You’re Not Allowed To Skip!!!
you’re gonna miss this
*jk you’re not, this part sucks but if you don’t laugh you’ll cry!!!!!
Postpartum Hair Loss Update!!
I started Rogaine, baby and I already have done regrowth thanks for asking!
Hobbies Update
I am working on a quilt for a little girl and it’s my first time doing big-stitch quilting! I’m trying to finish it kind of fast, so the whole thing was machine-pieced and tbh what have I been doing? I cut and pieced the whole top in like 4 hours. Max.
Why-Did-We-Do-That News
Charlie and I started a storytime podcast so he can listen to us read his favorite stories in the car. If you have kids in your life and don’t want to read anymore, just play us on Spotify and I’ll read for you! Sorry you have to listen to my voice! We take requests!
K thanks bye!